| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
2 | Albert Einstein | Blitzer | 11 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs | -ma, m |
12 | Benjamin Franklin | Lineman | 6 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
2 | Albert Einstein | Blitzer | 3 | 2 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs | -ma |
12 | Benjamin Franklin | Lineman | 5 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | -av |
15 | Mother Teresa | Lineman | 10 | 7 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Block | n, d |
4 | Plato | Catcher | 5 | 14 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, Kick-Off Return | d |
8 | John Stuart Mill | Catcher | 9 | 25 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, +MA, Block | -st |
3 | William Shakespeare | Blitzer | 3 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
10 | Thomas Jefferson | Lineman | 5 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
11 | Nelson Mandela | Lineman | 18 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Block | m, m, m, n |
12 | Benjamin Franklin | Lineman | 20 | 7 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Block | -ag, -st |
15 | Mother Teresa | Lineman | 18 | 11 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Block | d |
14 | John Lennon | Lineman | 48 | 42 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Dauntless, Tackle | -st, d |
16 | Magnus Johansen | Lineman | 6 | 3 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
7 | Sigmund Freud | Catcher | 17 | 34 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, Sure Hands, Dodge, Block | m, d |
6 | Isaac Newton | Catcher | 28 | 78 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, Dodge, Block, Side Step, Pass Block, +MA | r |
3 | William Shakespeare | Blitzer | 3 | 4 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
2 | Albert Einstein | Blitzer | 28 | 53 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, +AG, Strip Ball, Dump-Off | -ma, r |