Past Players of Dirty Elfball
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Week of Woe | Lineman | 5 | 12 | +AG | d |
10 | OTS Killer | Lineman | 7 | 6 | Side Step | -st |
9 | RedLeg | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | -ag |
6 | Squisher | Lineman | 4 | 11 | Guard | d |
6 | Plodder the Fodder | Lineman | 2 | 6 | | d |
13 | Rhino | Lineman | 4 | 0 | | d |
7 | Salt | Lineman | 5 | 7 | Kick | n |
7 | DoDo | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
14 | Really Quick | Catcher | 7 | 7 | Catch, +MA | m |
7 | New Fodder | Lineman | 6 | 4 | | d |
9 | Kid Sensation | Lineman | 15 | 1 | | m, -ma |
13 | Osmond Goldbrook | Lineman | 15 | 16 | Dodge, +AV | d |
5 | Lemmy | Catcher | 32 | 58 | Catch, Dodge, Wrestle, Guard, Grab | d |
3 | Flash Gordon | Catcher | 23 | 60 | Catch, +MA, Dodge, Block, Side Step | m, m, m, n |
11 | Plush | Lineman | 30 | 21 | Dodge, Wrestle | m, d |
10 | Ragoo | Lineman | 30 | 31 | Block, Dodge, Side Step | m, n |
9 | Dirt | Lineman | 5 | 5 | | -ag, d |
8 | Cutter | Lineman | 37 | 55 | Dodge, Block, Side Step, Tackle | -ma, d |
7 | Fodder | Lineman | 13 | 3 | | n |
6 | Marker | Lineman | 27 | 7 | Dirty Player | -av, m, -av |
5 | Swiper | Catcher | 3 | 18 | Catch, Dodge, Block | -ma |
3 | Flash | Catcher | 1 | 0 | Catch | -av |