| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Shake Shake Shake | Lineman | 3 | 5 | Leap, Very Long Legs | -av |
9 | Audio Push | Lineman | 36 | 53 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Guard, Block, Kick, Fend | m, -av, m, d |
2 | Popin' Pete | Blitzer | 36 | 38 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Guard, Dodge | m, m, m, m, d |
3 | Jerkin | Blitzer | 30 | 17 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Guard | -ag, -ma, m, -ag, d |
16 | Soul | Kroxigor | 51 | 44 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Prehensile Tail, Bone-head, Loner, Break Tackle, Block, Guard | -ag, m, m, d |
7 | Hee Hee | Catcher | 41 | 61 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, Dodge, Block, Nerves Of Steel, Catch | -ag, m, -ma, m, m, d |
18 | Edward Weakstone | Lineman | 1 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
13 | Mack the Knife | Lineman | 28 | 12 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle | -av, d |
14 | Twitch | Lineman | 10 | 19 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle, Tackle | d |
3 | Memphis Jookin' | Blitzer | 1 | 3 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
2 | Neck-O-Flex | Blitzer | 21 | 27 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, +ST | n, n, m, n |
13 | Ya Gotz Ta Sass It | Lineman | 1 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | -ag |
6 | The Jive | Catcher | 35 | 111 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, Pass, Dodge, Block, Side Step, Sure Hands | m, -ag, d |
5 | Yakkity Yak | Catcher | 24 | 51 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, Dodge, +ST, Block, Strip Ball | m, d |
11 | Fire | Lineman | 10 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
10 | Wind | Lineman | 29 | 25 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Guard, Dodge | n, m, -ma, n |
9 | Earth | Lineman | 17 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | n, -av |