| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Tuna Melt | Halfling Hopeful | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
4 | Milk Dud Sandwich | Halfling Hopeful | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
7 | Bratwurst and Sauerkraut | Halfling Hopeful | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Fig and Brie and Sprouts | Halfling Hopeful | 10 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, m, d |
7 | Ketchup Beard | Halfling Hopeful | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
12 | Bacon Grease-Soaked Crust | Halfling Hopeful | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Pulled Pork | Halfling Hopeful | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
15 | Mayonustard | Halfling Hopeful | 13 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Arugala and Sprouts on Rye | Halfling Hopeful | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
10 | Mustardayonnaise | Halfling Hopeful | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
5 | PB & J | Halfling Hopeful | 13 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
12 | Ham and Cheese | Halfling Hopeful | 6 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | d |
11 | Toasty Submarine | Halfling Hopeful | 16 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Buttered w/ Lettuce | Halfling Hopeful | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Egg Salad | Halfling Hopeful | 13 | 17 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Side Step | d |
16 | Parmesan Oregano | Halfling Hopeful | 16 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST | m, n, m, d |
16 | Sriracha on Toast! | Halfling Hopeful | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Mayonnaise | Halfling Hopeful | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av, m |
15 | Hot Sauce Packet | Halfling Hopeful | 14 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, m, -av |
14 | Turkey Cranberry | Halfling Hopeful | 6 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Jump Up | -av, -ag |
13 | Dipping Sauce | Halfling Hopeful | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Cucumber Sandwich | Halfling Hopeful | 12 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
11 | Lasagna Basket | Halfling Hopeful | 10 | 14 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | -st |
10 | Dagwood | Halfling Hopeful | 6 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Dry Bread | Halfling Hopeful | 39 | 19 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | m, m, d |
7 | The Rueben | Halfling Hopeful | 26 | 22 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AV, Side Step | m, d |
6 | Tuna with Radish | Halfling Hopeful | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma, m |
5 | Hoagie Sinclair | Halfling Hopeful | 12 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git | -av |
4 | Grinder | Halfling Hopeful | 32 | 32 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step, Sure Feet | -av, m, d |
3 | Ham on Rye | Halfling Hopeful | 9 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma, -ag |
2 | Gnarls Barkley | Treeman | 22 | 24 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!, +AG, Guard | m, m, d |