Past Players of Highland High Morons
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
2 | Beavis II | Black Orc Blocker | 1 | 0 | | m |
12 | Stewart Stevenson II | Lineman | 9 | 8 | Wrestle | m, -av |
3 | Butthead II | Black Orc Blocker | 5 | 0 | | n |
7 | Todd Inauzzi IV | Blitzer | 11 | 18 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | |
10 | Daria Morgendorffer II | Thrower | 11 | 19 | Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Fend | d |
9 | Tom Anderson II | Blitzer | 11 | 21 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | m |
8 | Mr Van Driessen II | Blitzer | 12 | 23 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | |
7 | Todd Inauzzi III | Blitzer | 7 | 8 | Block | d |
1 | Principal McVicker II | Troll | 19 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | d |
7 | Todd Inauzzi II | Blitzer | 4 | 3 | Block | m |
12 | Stewart Stevenson | Lineman | 24 | 20 | Block, Tackle | |
10 | Daria Morgendorffer | Thrower | 11 | 24 | Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Tackle | |
9 | Tom Anderson | Blitzer | 11 | 17 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | |
8 | Mr Van Driessen | Blitzer | 11 | 19 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | |
7 | Todd Inauzzi | Blitzer | 5 | 10 | Block, Guard | d |
6 | Coach Bradley Buzzcut | Blitzer | 23 | 52 | Block, Dodge, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Frenzy | |
3 | Butthead | Black Orc Blocker | 22 | 12 | Block | d |
2 | Beavis | Black Orc Blocker | 31 | 25 | Block, Guard | d |
1 | Principal McVicker | Troll | 9 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | m |