Past Players of Quotable Folks
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
18 | Kevin Dirtyfield | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
6 | Meryl Streep | Lineman | 5 | 7 | | m, d |
1 | W. H. Auden | Lineman | 3 | 5 | | m, d |
2 | Friedrich Nietzsche | Lineman | 7 | 6 | Dodge | -ma, d |
3 | W. Somerset Maugham | Thrower | 9 | 21 | Pass, +MA, Dodge | -av |
2 | Charles M. Schulz | Lineman | 3 | 7 | Dodge | d |
3 | Carl Sandberg | Lineman | 2 | 6 | | d |
6 | Terry Pratchett | Wardancer | 8 | 14 | Block, Dodge, Leap, +AG | n, n |
16 | Robert Frost | Treeman | 11 | 12 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Loner, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | m, d |
17 | Zachary Goldlightning | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
4 | Mark Twain | Lineman | 9 | 5 | | d |
3 | William Hazlitt | Lineman | 10 | 6 | Dodge | d |
1 | Douglas Adams | Wardancer | 17 | 34 | Block, Dodge, Leap, Side Step, Tackle, Strip Ball | n, -ma |
8 | Chuck Palahniuk | Lineman | 18 | 16 | Block, Dodge | m, -av, m, -ma, n |
5 | Jack Handey | Lineman | 5 | 7 | Dodge | d |
3 | Jerry Seinfeld | Lineman | 8 | 7 | Block | n, -av |
9 | Alfred Hitchcock | Catcher | 27 | 76 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Block, Side Step, Sure Feet, +ST, +AG | n, m, m, -av |
16 | Woody Allen | Wardancer | 11 | 24 | Block, Dodge, Leap, Strip Ball, Side Step | n, n |
8 | Robertson Davies | Lineman | 5 | 6 | Block | d |
3 | J. K. Rowling | Lineman | 8 | 4 | | d |
11 | Michael McClary | Lineman | 23 | 9 | Dodge | n |
9 | William Saroyan | Lineman | 7 | 8 | +AG | d |
8 | R. A. Butler | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | d |
7 | Sir Winston Churchill | Lineman | 24 | 31 | Guard, +AG, Block | m, -st |
6 | Larry Gelbart | Lineman | 26 | 24 | Guard, +AG | -ma, d |
5 | Edmund Burke | Lineman | 10 | 0 | | d |
4 | Katherine Mansfield | Lineman | 20 | 20 | Wrestle, Dodge | m, m, d |
3 | Anatole Broyard | Lineman | 4 | 0 | | d |
2 | William Shakespeare | Thrower | 32 | 107 | Pass, Sure Hands, Block, Dodge, Strong Arm, Side Step | m, m, d |
1 | Jane Austen | Wardancer | 14 | 26 | Block, Dodge, Leap, Tackle, Strip Ball | m, m, d |