Past Players of Herp Derp Squad MkV
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Jemima Flippityflipflop | Lineman | 5 | 0 | | d |
9 | Gwendolin Figspooner | Lineman | 7 | 3 | | d |
10 | Julius Crotchbulge | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | |
6 | Jemima Mittenmott | Thrower | 5 | 2 | Pass | -av |
5 | Gwendolin Figspooner | Catcher | 3 | 0 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel | m |
4 | Julius Crotchbulge | Catcher | 5 | 8 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge | m |
4 | Torquil Pyjamabulge | Catcher | 3 | 11 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, +AG | -st |
13 | Asquith Shirtlifter | Lineman | 13 | 10 | Kick | m, d |
12 | Tibbs Codpiecenommer | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | -ag |
16 | Craig | Lineman | 12 | 7 | Kick | m, -av |
14 | Percy Coddlewobbles | Lineman | 12 | 2 | | -ma |
5 | Gerald Butterflyschlong | Catcher | 18 | 42 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Wrestle, Mighty Blow, Dodge | -av |
5 | Gerald Butterflyschlong | Catcher | 2 | 5 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel | n |
2 | Byron Daisyboner | Blitzer | 12 | 25 | Block, Side Step, Dodge, Diving Tackle | m, m, -ag |
15 | Tarquin Upsiedaisy Jr. | Lineman | 27 | 16 | Dodge, Wrestle | m, m, -st |
12 | Rupert Gollygosh | Lineman | 9 | 11 | Wrestle | -ma |
10 | Tarquin Upsidaisy | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
9 | Clarence Awfullymean | Lineman | 6 | 5 | | d |
16 | Fred | Lineman | 9 | 0 | | -ag |
7 | Tybalt Kittentickle | Thrower | 24 | 28 | Pass, Sure Hands, Leader | m, m, d |
4 | Jemima Juniperscrumtious | Catcher | 19 | 38 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge, Block, Side Step | d |
3 | Mercutio Bananahammock | Catcher | 27 | 39 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge, Guard, Block | m, -st |
2 | Ethelbert Pansypoof | Blitzer | 2 | 5 | Block, Side Step | d |
1 | Oswald Crumnosher | Blitzer | 13 | 24 | Block, Side Step, Dodge, Diving Tackle | -st |