| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | R.O.U.S. | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
15 | truelove | Gnoblar | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
14 | mostlydead | Gnoblar | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
3 | tothepain | Gnoblar | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
10 | russianlandwar | Gnoblar | 15 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av, n, m, d |
7 | queenofrefuse | Gnoblar | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, d |
17 | Kevin Palewing | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
11 | inconceivable | Gnoblar | 21 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av, m, d |
8 | boohiss | Gnoblar | 11 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
6 | To the Pain | Ogre | 10 | 26 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Juggernaut, +AG | -ma |
3 | R.O.U.S. II | Ogre | 15 | 18 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | m, d |
6 | R.O.U.S. | Ogre | 3 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate | -av |
3 | The Six Fingered Man | Ogre | 5 | 5 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate | m, d |
13 | asyouwish | Gnoblar | 36 | 11 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Diving Tackle | m, -ag, d |
11 | mostly dead | Gnoblar | 18 | 18 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, +MA, Jump Up | -ma, m |
8 | pain | Gnoblar | 16 | 10 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Jump Up | m, m, d |
5 | Prince Humperdink | Ogre | 26 | 87 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Juggernaut, +MA, Block, Break Tackle, +AG | m, -ma |
16 | digdug | Gnoblar | 23 | 27 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, +AG, Sprint | m, m, n, -ag |
15 | poo | Gnoblar | 30 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
14 | scoobie doo | Gnoblar | 18 | 10 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Sneaky Git | -ag, n, d |
13 | angela lansbury | Gnoblar | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
12 | matlock | Gnoblar | 20 | 11 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Dirty Player | -av, -av, d |
11 | colombo | Gnoblar | 7 | 14 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, +AG | d |
10 | miranda | Gnoblar | 31 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma, m, d |
9 | cousin it | Gnoblar | 21 | 12 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Diving Tackle | m, d |
8 | lassie | Gnoblar | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
7 | flipper | Gnoblar | 28 | 13 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Sprint | m, d |
3 | Inconceivable! | Ogre | 9 | 6 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, +AG | d |