Past Players of Rational Animals
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
20 | William Quickfire | Beastman Runner | 1 | 0 | Horns | d |
5 | Socrates | Minotaur | 11 | 11 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Loner, Wild Animal, Tentacles | m, m, d |
12 | Russell | Beastman Runner | 13 | 0 | Horns | n |
1 | Nietzsche | Chosen Blocker | 8 | 9 | Block | d |
5 | Kant | Chosen Blocker | 3 | 0 | | -av |
11 | Mill | Beastman Runner | 20 | 30 | Horns, Mighty Blow, Claw | n |
12 | Marx | Beastman Runner | 4 | 8 | Horns, Mighty Blow | m, -st |
10 | Hume | Beastman Runner | 2 | 5 | Horns | -av |
8 | Locke | Beastman Runner | 19 | 31 | Horns, Mighty Blow, Claw, Juggernaut | m, n, d |
7 | Hobbes | Beastman Runner | 17 | 36 | Horns, +MA, Sure Hands, Block | -av |
6 | Aquinas | Beastman Runner | 22 | 12 | Horns, Block | m, m, d |