| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Woman | Goblin | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
7 | Bin | Goblin | 7 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
3 | Sink | Goblin | 14 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
15 | Spam | Goblin | 8 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch | d |
14 | Woman | Goblin | 12 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
11 | Apron | Goblin | 15 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | d |
10 | Tea Bags | Goblin | 6 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | n |
9 | MicroWave | Goblin | 13 | 12 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Block | d |
8 | Kettle | Goblin | 15 | 18 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Catch | d |
7 | Germs | Goblin | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | |
6 | Tumble The Dryer | Goblin | 12 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | d |
4 | Fork | Goblin | 12 | 4 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
3 | Knife | Goblin | 8 | 15 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Block | d |