Past Players of Hellish Bovines
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
17 | Duane Vilefist | Beastman Runner | 1 | 0 | Horns | d |
13 | oh my COW! | Beastman Runner | 1 | 0 | Horns | |
11 | the cowgar | Beastman Runner | 1 | 0 | Horns | d |
11 | vegan cow (LOL) | Beastman Runner | 2 | 5 | Horns | d |
11 | idiotic cow | Beastman Runner | 1 | 0 | Horns | -ma |
12 | cow without a crown | Beastman Runner | 20 | 11 | Horns, Guard | m, d |
8 | alien cow | Beastman Runner | 17 | 15 | Horns, Guard | n |
8 | gangsta cow | Beastman Runner | 3 | 0 | Horns | -ag |
12 | c00w | Beastman Runner | 5 | 0 | Horns | -av |
8 | purple cow from outer space | Beastman Runner | 5 | 0 | Horns | d |
4 | little phatty cow (Moog!) | Beastman Runner | 2 | 0 | Horns | d |
7 | troyan cow (mooo!) | Beastman Runner | 7 | 0 | Horns | n |
4 | little phatty cow (yo moo!) | Beastman Runner | 2 | 0 | Horns | -av |
12 | mad cow | Beastman Runner | 12 | 22 | Horns, Dodge, Leader | d |
11 | mooooooooo | Beastman Runner | 20 | 7 | Horns, Guard | m, m, d |
9 | moooo-mo-mo | Beastman Runner | 24 | 17 | Horns, Guard, Big Hand | n |
8 | brave cow | Beastman Runner | 3 | 0 | Horns | -ma |
7 | dirty cow | Beastman Runner | 4 | 5 | Horns | d |
5 | sleepy cow | Beastman Runner | 20 | 8 | Horns, Block | m, d |
4 | hungry cow | Beastman Runner | 2 | 0 | Horns | d |
3 | sad cow | Beastman Runner | 38 | 63 | Horns, Mighty Blow, Block, Claw, Guard | m, m, r |
2 | happy cow | Beastman Runner | 27 | 27 | Horns, Dodge, Block | m, m, d |
1 | the Cow King | Minotaur | 39 | 59 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Loner, Wild Animal, Juggernaut, Claw, Tentacles, Disturbing Presence | m, r |