Past Players of Shut Up and Jam!
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Wilford Brimley | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
8 | Zalatar | Lineman | 6 | 2 | | d |
12 | Wilford Brimley | Lineman | 6 | 0 | | d |
8 | Zalatar | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | -st |
6 | Hoopz | Gutter Runner | 9 | 23 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Wrestle, +ST | m, d |
5 | The Ultimate Hellbane | Gutter Runner | 11 | 43 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Big Hand, Block, Sure Hands | d |
4 | Balthios James | Gutter Runner | 6 | 12 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Block | d |
3 | Cyberdwarf | Gutter Runner | 7 | 18 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Wrestle, +ST | d |
1 | Charles Barkley | Blitzer | 11 | 56 | Block, Mighty Blow, Piling On, Tackle, Frenzy | d |