Past Players of Scrumptious Milkis
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Stubbed Toe | Skeleton Lineman | 4 | 0 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | d |
10 | Shoulder Massage | Skeleton Lineman | 2 | 2 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | d |
14 | Paper Cut | Skeleton Lineman | 4 | 5 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | -av |
13 | Back Rub | Skeleton Lineman | 5 | 0 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | -ma |
13 | Back Scratcher | Skeleton Lineman | 1 | 0 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | d |
8 | Midwife | Skeleton Lineman | 8 | 5 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | d |
10 | Sweet Caregiver | Skeleton Lineman | 5 | 2 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | -st |
8 | Helping Hands | Skeleton Lineman | 3 | 0 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | d |
7 | You Touch my TRALALA | Anointed Thrower | 16 | 18 | Sure Hands, Pass, Regeneration, Block | d |
5 | Lightning GOD | Anointed Blitzer | 11 | 3 | Block, Regeneration | n |