Past Players of Oh The Humanity!!
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Christopher | Catcher | 4 | 1 | Catch, Dodge | m, d |
13 | Levi | Lineman | 4 | 5 | | -av |
10 | Ozzie | Ogre | 8 | 5 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate | d |
6 | Tommy | Thrower | 13 | 19 | Sure Hands, Pass, Strong Arm, Accurate | m, d |
12 | Lem | Lineman | 12 | 12 | +MA | -av, m |
11 | Lonnie | Lineman | 9 | 2 | | m, -ag |
9 | Lester | Lineman | 7 | 0 | | d |
4 | Bert | Blitzer | 23 | 21 | Block, Mighty Blow, Frenzy | -ma, -av |
13 | Ozzie | Ogre | 14 | 28 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Multiple Block, +MA | m, m, m, -ma |
12 | Carl | Catcher | 10 | 29 | Catch, Dodge, Sure Feet, Sprint | m, d |
11 | Lev | Lineman | 9 | 2 | | d |
10 | Lester | Lineman | 23 | 22 | Strip Ball, Wrestle | d |
9 | Leo | Lineman | 8 | 0 | | d |
8 | Lonnie | Lineman | 6 | 5 | | d |
7 | Larry | Lineman | 25 | 19 | Strip Ball, Dirty Player | n, -av, m, -ag |
6 | Tommy | Thrower | 18 | 25 | Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Block | m, d |
4 | Bert | Blitzer | 6 | 9 | Block, +AV | -ag |
3 | Barney | Blitzer | 21 | 26 | Block, Mighty Blow, Dodge | n, m, n |