Past Players of Army of Snarkyness
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Mister Radar | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regeneration | |
13 | Ted Raimi | Wight Blitzer | 4 | 0 | Block, Regeneration | m |
9 | Messaoud Had Saïd | Zombie | 2 | 0 | Regeneration | |
9 | Son-of-a-Deadite | Skeleton | 4 | 2 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | d |
6 | Sam Axe | Ghoul Runner | 7 | 8 | Dodge, Mighty Blow | d |
2 | Happy Camper | Mummy | 7 | 4 | Mighty Blow, Regeneration | -ma |
7 | Smart | Skeleton | 7 | 5 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | -ma, -st |
11 | Price Check | Zombie | 12 | 7 | Regeneration, Block | d |
9 | Wiseman | Zombie | 3 | 0 | Regeneration | m |
7 | Sheila | Ghoul Runner | 2 | 1 | Dodge | d |
6 | Lord Arthur | Ghoul Runner | 7 | 16 | Dodge, Guard | d |
3 | Blacksmith | Wight Blitzer | 13 | 10 | Block, Regeneration | m, d |
2 | Evil Ash | Mummy | 5 | 7 | Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Block | d |