| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Urist McVodka III | Blocker | 10 | 6 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | m, -ma |
8 | Urist McRum II | Blocker | 4 | 2 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | |
9 | Urist McVodka II | Blocker | 6 | 2 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
7 | Urist McGin III | Blocker | 5 | 5 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | m, d |
2 | Menaces with Liberty Spikes II | Troll Slayer | 37 | 55 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Tackle | m, m |
7 | Urist McGin II | Blocker | 9 | 5 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | -av |
6 | Urist McBeer II | Runner | 39 | 91 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Dodge, Tackle, +AG, Pro | m, m, d |
4 | Urist McWhiskey III | Blitzer | 16 | 16 | Block, Thick Skull, Dodge, Tackle | d |
4 | Urist McWhiskey II | Blitzer | 2 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull | n |
5 | Urist McTequila II | Runner | 53 | 69 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Strip Ball, Leader, Tackle | m |
11 | Urist McScotch | Blocker | 59 | 73 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Pro | d |
10 | Urist McRye | Blocker | 25 | 16 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard | n, d |
9 | Urist McVodka | Blocker | 55 | 96 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, +ST, Stand Firm, Pro | d |
8 | Urist McRum | Blocker | 58 | 79 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Dodge, Pro | -ag, -ma |
7 | Urist McGin | Blocker | 13 | 4 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
6 | Urist McBeer | Runner | 11 | 25 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Strip Ball | -ma |
5 | Urist McTequila | Runner | 4 | 0 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull | -av |
4 | Urist McWhiskey | Blitzer | 8 | 1 | Block, Thick Skull | -av |
3 | Urist McBourbon | Blitzer | 19 | 21 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard, Dodge | m, d |
2 | Menaces with Liberty Spikes | Troll Slayer | 19 | 21 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, +MA | m, d |
1 | Menaces with Mohawk | Troll Slayer | 49 | 100 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Dodge, Tackle, Juggernaut, Pro | m, m, m, m, m, -st |