Past Players of Shortman Syndrome
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Pixie | Goblin | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Butterfly | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Tinkerbell | Goblin | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st, d |
16 | The Toothfairy | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Drainclogger | Goblin | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
7 | Turdfeet | Goblin | 8 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, d |
6 | Snotpicker | Goblin | 14 | 21 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Catch, Catch | d |
3 | Just Married | Fanatic | 9 | 7 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Mighty Blow | m |
2 | Pushy Wushy | Troll | 10 | 11 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Thick Skull | m, d |