Past Players of Hail to the machine
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Digger IV | Slave | 11 | 3 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | m, d |
10 | Digger II | Slave | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | -ag, d |
10 | Digger II | Slave | 11 | 7 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, d |
7 | Train II | Slave | 15 | 6 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty, Side Step | n, d |
6 | Television III | Slave | 25 | 17 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty, Sneaky Git, Dirty Player | n, -ma, m, -st |
15 | Vibrator | Slave | 24 | 0 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | -ma, -ag, m, -ma, m |
14 | Handrührgerät | Slave | 23 | 2 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | d |
6 | Television II | Slave | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | d |
13 | drilling machine | Slave | 6 | 2 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | d |
12 | Rifle | Jezzail | 11 | 0 | Accurate, Hail Mary Pass, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -st, -st, d |
11 | Helicopter | Jezzail | 29 | 9 | Accurate, Hail Mary Pass, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, -ag, m, -av |
10 | Digger | Slave | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | -av, n, d |
9 | Motor bike | Slave | 15 | 25 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty, +MA, Sure Feet | m, n, m, m, d |
8 | Tank | Slave | 15 | 32 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step, Jump Up | d |
7 | Train | Slave | 10 | 21 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | d |
6 | Television | Slave | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | d |
5 | Telephone | Slave | 7 | 6 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
3 | Coffeemachine | Slave | 14 | 22 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | m, d |