Past Players of Dick Stab United
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
2 | Creepy Crawlin' | Spider Rider | 9 | 34 | Shadowing, Dodge, Tentacles, Two Heads, Bone-head, Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow | d |
13 | Replacementy | Forest Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
16 | Lasty | Forest Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | -st, n |
12 | Bertrude | Forest Goblin | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
11 | Food | Forest Goblin | 7 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, d |
10 | Squishy | Forest Goblin | 13 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, d |
8 | Mega-Miltrude "Medicine Man" | Shaman | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Foul Appearance, Hypnotic Gaze, Stunty | m, -st |
4 | Right in the Ass | Stikka | 11 | 8 | Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stab, Stunty, Side Step | -st |
3 | Below the Belt | Stikka | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stab, Stunty | -ma |
2 | Arachno Mania | Spider Rider | 4 | 6 | Shadowing, Dodge, Tentacles, Two Heads, Bone-head, Mighty Blow | -st |