| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | HEEeeeeERE's MICHELE!! | Goblin | 7 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | All Work and No Play Bachmann | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Christ the Clown Bachmann | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
3 | Tina Turner II | Skaven Blitzer | 2 | 0 | Block, Animosity | -av |
11 | "Linda Lovelace" Bachmann | Goblin | 4 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
10 | IN YO' FACE Bachmann | Goblin | 7 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Two Heads | d |
10 | Shine On Crazy Diamond Bachmann | Goblin | 2 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Oh no you didn't Bachmann | Goblin | 12 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
12 | Yowza Bachmann | Goblin | 16 | 21 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle, Two Heads | -ma, d |
11 | Nom nom Bachmann | Goblin | 10 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Two Heads | d |
10 | Baby-in-mah-teef Bachmann | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Baby-Eater Bachmann | Goblin | 12 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
7 | Turner and Hootch | Skaven Lineman | 16 | 17 | Animosity, Fend, Two Heads | n, d |
5 | Ted Turner | Skaven Thrower | 24 | 38 | Sure Hands, Pass, Animosity, Big Hand, Extra Arms, Strip Ball | d |
3 | Tina Turner | Skaven Blitzer | 11 | 10 | Block, Animosity, Mighty Blow | d |