| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Salut Débile! | Looney | 10 | 5 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
7 | Have some more Pie! | Goblin | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Salut Débile! | Looney | 6 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m |
13 | Salut Débile! | Looney | 2 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m |
8 | The King of Fael | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Tartan Misery | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
4 | Game Misconduct | Goblin | 17 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
12 | Mr. Stick | Pogoer | 20 | 10 | Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty, Side Step | m, d |
9 | Slush Hoser | Goblin | 17 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Dirty Player | n, m, n, m, d |
8 | Grimm | Goblin | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Salut Débile! | Looney | 8 | 5 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m |
12 | Mr. Boing Boing | Pogoer | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty | d |
10 | Second Place Boxer | Goblin | 9 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -st |
5 | Dejection | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | François Funérailles | Looney | 6 | 2 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -ag |
5 | Wibbo be Bibbo | Goblin | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Nikolai Headshot | Looney | 2 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m |
13 | Igor Crosscheck | Looney | 1 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m |
7 | Have some Pie! | Goblin | 21 | 36 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA, Sure Feet, Sprint | n, -st, d |
12 | Wild Willy Wangler | Fanatic | 6 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
13 | Ivan Spear'm | Looney | 3 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
13 | Slashin' Sammy | Looney | 5 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -ma |
9 | Yahtzee! | Goblin | 18 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | -ag, d |
7 | Punch Drunk Peter | Goblin | 11 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
4 | Captain Concussion | Goblin | 25 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player | m, d |
14 | Leap for the Lulz! | Pogoer | 18 | 30 | Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty, Side Step, +MA | d |
11 | Mr. Own Goal | Goblin | 30 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
10 | My nose is fine! | Goblin | 24 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
9 | Oooof! | Goblin | 5 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
8 | Irish Hockey Dancer | Goblin | 25 | 20 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Guard, Dirty Player | m, d |
7 | Prone Pervis | Goblin | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Defeat | Goblin | 17 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | d |
4 | Have some Pie! | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
3 | My claven! | Goblin | 14 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
2 | I guess we should have stopped him | Goblin | 1 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
1 | Five Minute Major | Goblin | 28 | 19 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | -av, m, d |
13 | Larry the Impaler | Looney | 8 | 5 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | n |
15 | Simon Tongue | Troll | 10 | 13 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Block | d |