| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | I Think You're Dumb | Snotling Mob | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | I Wanna Be Free | Pump Wagon | 4 | 2 | Ball & Chain | d |
15 | There Is No Spoon | Snotling Mob | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
14 | I Hope You Die | Snotling Mob | 9 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | I'm Your Sister | Snotling Mob | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | I'm Your Father | Snotling Mob | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | I Like Your Roommate | Snotling Mob | 6 | 1 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | You smell | Snotling Mob | 7 | 8 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, n |
8 | You're Broke | Snotling Mob | 8 | 1 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
7 | I'm Broke | Snotling Mob | 5 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
6 | I'm Running Late | Snotling Mob | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -st |
4 | Rolling Stones Like To Run | Pump Wagon | 10 | 30 | Ball & Chain, Block, Tackle | d |
1 | Mine Are Bigger | Troll | 7 | 2 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy | m, n |