| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Break me! II | Snotling Goon | 10 | 17 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Block, Tackle | d |
14 | I die! | Snotling Mob | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | I stumble! | Snotling Mob | 7 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | I jump! | Snotling Mob | 18 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av, d |
10 | I dodge! | Snotling Mob | 12 | 15 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git | n, m, d |
9 | I have Balls | Pump Wagon | 10 | 8 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon, Block | d |
7 | Break me! | Snotling Goon | 6 | 9 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Side Step | d |
4 | Tank, thats what I am! | Splatta Wagon | 15 | 34 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Block, Tackle, Pro | d |