| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Rachel Rhinohide | Pogoer | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty | n |
13 | Nate Naked | Goblin | 16 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | |
12 | Peter Plugnose | Goblin | 13 | 19 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | m, -av |
11 | Markos Malcontent | Goblin | 15 | 18 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | m |
10 | Wes Wasted | Goblin | 14 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
9 | Dan Deathbringer | Goblin | 16 | 14 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | |
7 | Gretchen Grobby | Goblin | 8 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | -av |
6 | Hans Hangnail | Goblin | 13 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n, d |
4 | Rachel Blazer | Pogoer | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty | -st |
3 | Anika Crazyeyes | Looney | 14 | 5 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m, d |
1 | Asher Stinkyfeet | Troll | 16 | 33 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Stand Firm, Juggernaut | |