Past Players of Sad Muppet Society
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
1 | Infernal Caretake | Black Orc Blocker | 2 | 2 | | d |
11 | Festor | Lineman | 13 | 14 | Dirty Player | m, n |
1 | Infernal Caretaker | Black Orc Blocker | 14 | 19 | Block, Guard | n |
7 | LateDave | Blitzer | 16 | 23 | Block, Guard, Dodge | d |
11 | Festor | Lineman | 5 | 5 | | d |
10 | VonJenk | Lineman | 19 | 17 | Kick, Block | m, d |
10 | VonJenk | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | -ma |
1 | Infernal Caretaker | Black Orc Blocker | 10 | 6 | Block | m, d |
10 | VonJenk | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | d |
2 | Riddles | Black Orc Blocker | 7 | 12 | Block | d |
2 | Riddles | Black Orc Blocker | 3 | 0 | | n |
11 | Ellis Sloggart | Thrower | 6 | 3 | Sure Hands, Pass | n |
10 | Calcifar | Lineman | 6 | 0 | | |
1 | Infernal Caretaker | Black Orc Blocker | 11 | 5 | | d |
6 | Porrter 2 | Blitzer | 41 | 44 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm | -ma, m |
3 | Pauly J 2 | Black Orc Blocker | 41 | 42 | Block, Guard, Stand Firm | m, -st |
11 | Big Basher Carl | Lineman | 9 | 5 | | n |
10 | Calcifar | Lineman | 9 | 12 | Kick | -st |
9 | Spurious | Thrower | 31 | 33 | Sure Hands, Pass, Strong Arm, Accurate, Kick-Off Return | -av, d |
7 | LateDave | Blitzer | 27 | 72 | Block, Guard, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut | m, d |
6 | Porrter | Blitzer | 3 | 5 | Block | d |
3 | Pauly J | Black Orc Blocker | 2 | 0 | | d |
2 | Riddles | Black Orc Blocker | 12 | 11 | Block | d |
1 | Infernal Caretaker | Black Orc Blocker | 8 | 2 | | m, -ma |