| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Jubbles Dartly | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
5 | Riemann | Chaos Spawn | 3 | 7 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal | d |
16 | Peon LaPew | Chaos Halfling | 12 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ma, -ma |
15 | Oddjob Hattosser | Chaos Halfling | 13 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Disturbing Presence | -av, d |
14 | Louise Mantooth | Chaos Halfling | 17 | 25 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | m, -st |
13 | Injustice Knobknees | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Neady Numpkin | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Briar Hobbit | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Tubby Tallowtuft | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Beedle Slashkins | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 18 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Two Heads | d |
13 | Two Face Magoo | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Two Heads | m, d |
12 | Humphrey Houndstooth | Chaos Halfling | 17 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Two Heads | n, m, -ma |
11 | Yoff the Shin Kicker | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
9 | Wholesale Grocer | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Extra Arms | m, n, -ma, d |
8 | Halfpint | Chaos Halfling | 22 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av, d |
7 | Noogie Clawstomper | Chaos Halfling | 27 | 27 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Extra Arms, Big Hand | m, d |
6 | Gudfrey Grubeater | Chaos Halfling | 27 | 22 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Two Heads, Horns | -av |
5 | Trigonometry | Chaos Spawn | 14 | 31 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Tentacles, Stand Firm | d |
1 | Frodo | Head Carver | 13 | 37 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Block, Tackle, Horns | d |