| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Jacko | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
13 | Howard the Hated | Gnoblar | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, d |
10 | A Name From My Immediate Whimsey | Gnoblar | 10 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma, d |
13 | Splodey | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
15 | Howard the Humongous | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av |
14 | Fred the Frantic | Gnoblar | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
11 | Reginald P. Linex | Gnoblar | 9 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, m, d |
10 | Zardoz the Everliving | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | n |
9 | Warren West | Gnoblar | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
13 | Suicidal Sid | Gnoblar | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
6 | DESTRUCTOR!! | Gnoblar | 7 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, +AG | d |
5 | Admant Arney | Gnoblar | 11 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
4 | Dastardly Dan | Gnoblar | 6 | 10 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Diving Tackle | d |