Past Players of Simplifiers
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Amphetamine VIII | Beastman Runner | 3 | 1 | Horns | -av |
13 | Psilocybin | Beastman Runner | 5 | 8 | Horns | -ma, d |
11 | Amphetamine VII | Beastman Runner | 7 | 12 | Horns, Guard | d |
5 | Opium III | Beastman Runner | 3 | 0 | Horns | d |
11 | Amphetamine VI | Beastman Runner | 4 | 0 | Horns | -ma |
11 | Amphetamine V | Beastman Runner | 5 | 0 | Horns | d |
11 | Amphetamine IV | Beastman Runner | 3 | 5 | Horns | -ma |
11 | Amphetamine III | Beastman Runner | 1 | 0 | Horns | d |
1 | Vódka III | Chosen Blocker | 17 | 2 | | m, -ma |
11 | Amphetamine II | Beastman Runner | 13 | 3 | Horns | d |
9 | Ketamine II | Beastman Runner | 21 | 7 | Horns, Thick Skull | m, m, n |
17 | Nicholas Hotsnake | Beastman Runner | 1 | 0 | Horns | d |
6 | Tobacco II | Beastman Runner | 30 | 22 | Horns, Mighty Blow, Claw | n |
5 | Opium II | Beastman Runner | 24 | 9 | Horns, Sneaky Git | m, -av |
7 | Mescaline III | Beastman Runner | 2 | 5 | Horns | -st |
7 | Mescaline II | Beastman Runner | 3 | 0 | Horns | -av |
1 | Vódka II | Chosen Blocker | 18 | 30 | Mighty Blow, Jump Up | m, -ma |
11 | Amphetamine | Beastman Runner | 10 | 2 | Horns | m, -st |
10 | Flunitrazepam | Beastman Runner | 48 | 143 | Horns, +AG, Dodge, Block, Sure Hands, Big Hand | m, m, -av, d |
9 | Ketamine | Beastman Runner | 9 | 34 | Horns, Mighty Blow, Claw, Juggernaut | d |
7 | Mescaline | Beastman Runner | 3 | 5 | Horns | -ma |
6 | Tobacco | Beastman Runner | 9 | 5 | Horns | d |
5 | Opium | Beastman Runner | 8 | 6 | Horns, Mighty Blow | d |
4 | Hashish | Chosen Blocker | 45 | 117 | Mighty Blow, Claw, Juggernaut, Tackle, Jump Up | m, -av, -ag, d |
3 | Beer | Chosen Blocker | 41 | 131 | Mighty Blow, Claw, Juggernaut, Tackle, Juggernaut | m, m, m, d |
1 | Vódka | Chosen Blocker | 3 | 2 | | -av |