| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Toilet Rendezvous? | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Last Christmas | Goblin | 11 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
2 | Andrew Ridgley | Troll | 6 | 12 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | d |
14 | Band Aid | Goblin | 18 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | n |
11 | A Different Corner | Goblin | 24 | 14 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | -ma, d |
12 | The Edge of Heaven | Goblin | 23 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, m, d |
10 | I'm Your Man | Goblin | 22 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
4 | Bad Boys | Pogoer | 11 | 22 | Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty, Side Step, Jump Up | |
1 | George Michael | Troll | 31 | 79 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Guard, Tackle, Frenzy, Break Tackle | r |
5 | Club Tropicana | Bomma | 9 | 8 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Side Step | |
15 | Dodgy 80's Haircuts | Goblin | 12 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
14 | Band Aid | Goblin | 13 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Where Did Your Heart Go | Goblin | 11 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
12 | The Edge of Heaven | Goblin | 11 | 14 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG | d |
11 | A Different Corner | Goblin | 12 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | I'm Your Man | Goblin | 11 | 14 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | -st |
9 | Last Christmas | Goblin | 26 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, -ma |
7 | Careless Whisper | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Club Tropicana | Bomma | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Catch | |
4 | Bad Boys | Pogoer | 7 | 20 | Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty, Side Step, Sure Feet | |
3 | Wham Rap! | Fanatic | 16 | 4 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m, d |
2 | Andrew Ridgley | Troll | 24 | 17 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle, Guard | |
1 | George Michael | Troll | 5 | 11 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle | -ag |