| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
18 | Evander Vilebone | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
18 | Robert Bluesnake | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
9 | Poopsie | Gnoblar | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
14 | Hicks | Gnoblar | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, m, d |
11 | Newsie | Gnoblar | 7 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
5 | Checkout Girl | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
9 | No Life | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
4 | US Weekly | Ogre | 4 | 16 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Block | d |
2 | Brangelina | Ogre | 10 | 18 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Break Tackle | n, d |