| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Billy Bajema | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
1 | LaChompius Webb | Ogre | 2 | 13 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | |
16 | Chockie Brown | Gnoblar | 6 | 4 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
16 | Justin Bushtucker | Gnoblar | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
14 | Ryan Bean | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
16 | Dennis Pittabread | Gnoblar | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, d |
6 | Big Mike S'more | Ogre | 14 | 32 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, +MA, Break Tackle | |
5 | Matthew Pritchett Jr | Ogre | 12 | 79 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Block, Tackle, Break Tackle, Stand Firm | d, r |
14 | Corey Graham Cracker | Gnoblar | 11 | 7 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, +AG | n |
10 | Torrey "Granny" Smith | Gnoblar | 14 | 9 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Jump Up | -ma, -ma |
9 | Ramon Hare | Gnoblar | 8 | 12 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Jump Up | d |
8 | Ray Rice | Gnoblar | 9 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Diving Tackle | d |
4 | Jam Reid | Ogre | 15 | 46 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Block, +AG, Break Tackle | -ag, m |
3 | Matt Birk Nest Soup | Ogre | 16 | 16 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Stand Firm | m |
2 | Kelechi Omlette | Ogre | 15 | 31 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Stand Firm, Grab | d |
1 | Ma'ake Gunnaeatu | Ogre | 15 | 66 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, +AG, +AG, Strong Arm, Juggernaut | r |