| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
17 | Trey Bluestream | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
18 | Edward Clearwing | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
7 | Sergeant "Kipper" Haddock Mk II | Blitzer | 14 | 12 | Block, Guard | -av |
7 | Sergeant Cheery Littlebottom MkII | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | -st |
5 | Cecil Wormsborough St. John "Nobby" Nobbs | Catcher | 20 | 41 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Jump Up, Nerves Of Steel | -av |
12 | Lance Constible Bluejohn Mk II | Blitzer | 21 | 18 | Block, Tackle, Strip Ball | m, -ag |
8 | Constable Reginald Shoe Mk II | Blitzer | 8 | 5 | Block | d |
14 | Constable Igor | Catcher | 11 | 16 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Leap | m, d |
12 | Lance-Constable Bluejohn (2) | Blitzer | 10 | 7 | Block, Break Tackle | n, -av |
13 | Inspector A E Pessimal MK II | Blitzer | 6 | 5 | Block | m, d |
15 | Special-Constable Andy "Two Swords" Hancock | Thrower | 37 | 36 | Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Accurate, Dump-Off | -ma |
14 | Sergeant "Kipper" Haddock | Catcher | 4 | 0 | Catch, Dodge | d |
13 | Inspector A E Pessimal | Blitzer | 5 | 5 | Block | -av |
12 | Lance-Constable Bluejohn | Blitzer | 8 | 3 | Block | -ma |
10 | Lance-Constable Salacia "Sally" von Humpeding | Lineman | 30 | 22 | Block, Dauntless | -ma, -st |
8 | Constable Reginald Shoe | Lineman | 24 | 14 | Block | -av |
7 | Sergeant Cheery Littlebottom | Lineman | 29 | 5 | | m, m, -ag |
5 | Corporal Nobby Nobbs | Catcher | 27 | 69 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Diving Catch, +AG, Jump Up | m, m, d |
4 | Sergeant Fred Colon | Catcher | 30 | 48 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Jump Up, Pass Block | m, m, m, -st |
1 | Commander Sir Samuel Vimes | Thrower | 3 | 1 | Sure Hands, Pass | n |