| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Passy | Thrower | 1 | 0 | Pass | d |
3 | CatchygonnadiesoonMcScrewed | Catcher | 8 | 19 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Block, +MA | d |
18 | Trey Clumsyfist | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
4 | Paul FastFook | Lineman | 7 | 6 | Mighty Blow | d |
5 | 'Frower | Thrower | 8 | 8 | Pass, Block | d |
3 | Ian DarkWang | Lineman | 9 | 7 | Wrestle | d |
7 | is | Lineman | 11 | 22 | +ST, Block | m, m, -st |
6 | George Deephumper | Lineman | 4 | 7 | Kick | d |
4 | NEW | Thrower | 7 | 15 | Pass, Block | d |
5 | Client | Thrower | 7 | 4 | Pass | n, d |
4 | NEW | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | d |
8 | NOT | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | -st |
18 | Richard Deepstream | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
11 | Much | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
4 | Catcher in the Wheat | Catcher | 7 | 13 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Block | m, d |
8 | Knot | Lineman | 5 | 11 | Wrestle | -st |
10 | Leo Di Catchmeifyoucan | Catcher | 14 | 23 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Block, Mighty Blow | m, m, m, d |
11 | Linear Thinking | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | |
10 | Lino | Lineman | 3 | 5 | | d |
3 | THe | Catcher | 19 | 49 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Block, Dodge, Jump Up | m, -ma, m, d |
10 | LUUUUVE | Lineman | 2 | 5 | | m, d |
14 | Bawbager Bagguns | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
4 | Newish | Catcher | 12 | 35 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Block, Dodge, Mighty Blow | m, m, d |
4 | New | Catcher | 2 | 3 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel | d |
16 | Why? | Lineman | 40 | 18 | Wrestle, Dirty Player | m, d |
14 | Humble Pie | Lineman | 7 | 5 | | m, d |
12 | It | Lineman | 38 | 30 | Block, Dodge | m, -ag, m, d |
13 | Chicken Pie! | Lineman | 27 | 30 | Dirty Player, Block | m, d |
6 | What | Thrower | 37 | 61 | Pass, Strong Arm, Block, +AG, Mighty Blow | -st, d |
11 | About | Catcher | 20 | 46 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Block, Tackle, Dodge | -ma, d |
5 | Client | Catcher | 34 | 59 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, +ST, +AG, Block, Dodge | m, -ma, m, m, -ma, -av, d |
6 | What.. | Lineman | 7 | 6 | | d |
15 | Aye Aye! | Lineman | 22 | 11 | Wrestle | m, m, d |
14 | Ay! | Catcher | 10 | 6 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Mighty Blow | n, d |
13 | Ehhhh? | Catcher | 6 | 12 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Guard | m, -av, -st |
12 | Ehh? | Thrower | 7 | 4 | Pass | -st |
11 | eh? | Lineman | 13 | 17 | Wrestle, Tackle | m, -st |
10 | lurve | Lineman | 34 | 14 | Tackle | m, d |
9 | to | Lineman | 72 | 117 | Wrestle, +AG, Dodge, Leap, Sure Hands | n, m, m, m, n, m, d |
8 | not | Lineman | 42 | 31 | Block, Dodge, Side Step | n, m, m, d |
7 | is | Lineman | 55 | 21 | Kick, Block | n, -ag, m, d |
6 | What | Lineman | 10 | 8 | Wrestle | -st |
5 | Client | Thrower | 11 | 19 | Pass, Block, Accurate | -ma, d |
4 | New | Catcher | 27 | 36 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Block, Pass Block, Dodge | m, -ma, d |
3 | The | Catcher | 34 | 97 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Block, +MA, Dodge, Tackle, Sprint | m, -st, -av, -st |
1 | I | Blitzer | 12 | 11 | Block, Side Step, Dodge | d |