| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | i-will-get-killed-on-turn-1 | Looney | 2 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -ag |
7 | Me-cutz-ya-all | Looney | 2 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -ma |
1 | Swing-dat-big-thing | Fanatic | 8 | 2 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -st |
7 | Hoppy Doppy | Pogoer | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty | d |
13 | Sir Cut-a-Lot | Looney | 13 | 10 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Block | d |
12 | Vatata | Goblin | 9 | 17 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | m, -st |
10 | Nutta | Goblin | 7 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
9 | Petera | Goblin | 5 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | Grete | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Zzaw | Looney | 8 | 5 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | n |
7 | Bopoing Kloing | Pogoer | 16 | 12 | Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty, Side Step | -av |
1 | Wielder of the Holy Grail | Fanatic | 20 | 5 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
15 | Stronga | Troll | 16 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | -ma |