Past Players of Conservative Mob
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Magaret | Lineman | 11 | 0 | | d |
12 | Helmut | Lineman | 4 | 3 | | d |
10 | Magaret | Lineman | 4 | 0 | | d |
15 | Herschel | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
4 | Police Forces | Gutter Runner | 4 | 6 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Sure Hands | m, -ag |
13 | Ned | Lineman | 1 | 2 | | d |
7 | George | Lineman | 11 | 7 | Kick | -ma, m |
8 | George | Lineman | 28 | 6 | Block | -ma, m, d |
4 | Police Forces | Gutter Runner | 10 | 36 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Block, Side Step, Guard | n |
13 | Ned | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
12 | Helmut | Lineman | 19 | 7 | | m, m, d |
11 | Angela | Lineman | 20 | 25 | Block, Tackle | d |
10 | Magaret | Lineman | 15 | 12 | Block | m, -ma |
9 | Ronald | Lineman | 33 | 18 | Kick, Leader | m, -ag, d |
6 | Creationism | Gutter Runner | 2 | 2 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger | d |
5 | Spanish Inquisition | Gutter Runner | 21 | 38 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle | m, m, -av |
8 | George | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | m, d |
7 | George | Lineman | 8 | 10 | Kick | -av |
2 | The Pope | Blitzer | 16 | 32 | Block, Claw, Mighty Blow | d |