Past Players of [S]mooth Criminals
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Allen Stanford | Looney | 2 | 5 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | n |
11 | Parson Rog | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Pointbreak Jimmy | Goblin | 10 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | -ag |
16 | Scammy Phats Roberts | Goblin | 11 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Monte | Looney | 7 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | m, d |
9 | Rage against the metal | Pogo Stick | 12 | 30 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff, Block, Tackle | n |
11 | Parson Rog | Goblin | 6 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -ma |
14 | Jérôme Kerviel | Goblin | 5 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Allen Stanford | Looney | 9 | 2 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | -st |
1 | William Thompson | Fanatic | 13 | 4 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |