| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
3 | Keema | Tomb Guardian | 3 | 0 | Decay, Regeneration | d |
7 | Chowder | Anointed Thrower | 7 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Regeneration, Dodge | -av |
14 | Stuffing | Skeleton Lineman | 8 | 14 | Thick Skull, Regeneration, Block | d |
3 | Pink Taco | Tomb Guardian | 16 | 4 | Decay, Regeneration | d |
12 | Chili | Skeleton Lineman | 4 | 0 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | d |
11 | Marrow | Skeleton Lineman | 13 | 5 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | d |
4 | Mars II | Tomb Guardian | 11 | 4 | Decay, Regeneration | d |
11 | Turn your Nips | Skeleton Lineman | 7 | 0 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | d |
3 | Wall Nut | Tomb Guardian | 23 | 22 | Decay, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Guard | d |
6 | Fruit Punch-Ra | Anointed Blitzer | 17 | 12 | Block, Regeneration, Mighty Blow | -ma |
4 | Mars | Tomb Guardian | 15 | 23 | Decay, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Guard | n |
5 | Primavera | Anointed Blitzer | 48 | 53 | Block, Regeneration, Dodge, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard | d |
1 | Snicker | Tomb Guardian | 44 | 38 | Decay, Regeneration, Guard, Mighty Blow, Grab | d |
3 | Peanut | Tomb Guardian | 9 | 6 | Decay, Regeneration, Mighty Blow | d |
4 | Goat | Tomb Guardian | 8 | 15 | Decay, Regeneration, Mighty Blow | d |
16 | Rice | Anointed Thrower | 34 | 28 | Sure Hands, Pass, Regeneration, Block, Dodge | m, m |
10 | Gravy | Skeleton Lineman | 52 | 38 | Thick Skull, Regeneration, Block, Guard, Tackle | m, m, -ma, d |
9 | Parsnip | Skeleton Lineman | 14 | 16 | Thick Skull, Regeneration, Dirty Player, Sneaky Git | |
14 | Corn Cob | Skeleton Lineman | 36 | 17 | Thick Skull, Regeneration, Block, Dirty Player | d |
12 | Onion | Skeleton Lineman | 16 | 15 | Thick Skull, Regeneration, +AG | m |
7 | Carrot | Skeleton Lineman | 55 | 31 | Thick Skull, Regeneration, Dirty Player, Block, Tackle | m, m, d |
11 | Turnip | Skeleton Lineman | 9 | 5 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | m, -ma |
10 | Brussels Sprouts | Skeleton Lineman | 9 | 5 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | -ma, m |
9 | Lettuce | Skeleton Lineman | 11 | 7 | Thick Skull, Regeneration, Block | d |
8 | Beans | Anointed Thrower | 48 | 117 | Sure Hands, Pass, Regeneration, +ST, Block, Kick-Off Return, Fend, Leader | m, d |
7 | Rice | Anointed Thrower | 1 | 0 | Sure Hands, Pass, Regeneration | d |
6 | Noodle | Anointed Blitzer | 24 | 40 | Block, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Tackle | m, d |
5 | Potatos | Anointed Blitzer | 18 | 9 | Block, Regeneration, Mighty Blow | -av |
4 | Venison | Tomb Guardian | 17 | 13 | Decay, Regeneration, Mighty Blow | d |
3 | Lamb | Tomb Guardian | 18 | 32 | Decay, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Block | d |
1 | Beef | Tomb Guardian | 16 | 27 | Decay, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, +MA | m, m, m, m, -ma |