Past Players of Full Bottle of Jim Beam
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Casi Perfecto | Lineman | 6 | 0 | | -ma |
11 | Follower of Dr Johnson | Lineman | 6 | 1 | | d |
16 | The Big O | Ogre | 9 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate | d |
14 | Trade Fair Girls Out of Season | Lineman | 11 | 8 | Block | m, -av |
12 | Cult of Management | Lineman | 9 | 2 | | m, -av |
11 | Great, Now We're Too Sensitive | Lineman | 9 | 6 | Block | -av, m |
7 | Wasn't Using "Prig" Pejoratively | Catcher | 24 | 70 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Sure Feet, +MA, Sprint | m, d |
6 | Didn't You See "The Graduate?" | Catcher | 7 | 26 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Sure Feet | -st |
5 | We're Just Better Shots | Thrower | 16 | 30 | Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Block | -ma |
3 | Far Weirder Than Someone Merely Into S&M | Blitzer | 18 | 10 | Block, Guard | m, m, d |
1 | I Am Not an Idiot | Blitzer | 12 | 18 | Block, Frenzy, Mighty Blow | m, d |