| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Vanilli | Snotling Mob | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
14 | Shammgod | Snotling Mob | 13 | 7 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git | d |
12 | Bactus Fro | Snotling Mob | 12 | 16 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Leap | |
9 | Josiah | Snotling Mob | 2 | 7 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | |
8 | Trampus | Snotling Mob | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
7 | Loogey | Snotling Goon | 11 | 20 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Diving Tackle, Catch | |
6 | Snowball | Snotling Goon | 11 | 9 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Diving Tackle | |
2 | Hemon Beefcake | Splatta Wagon | 12 | 20 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Block, Tackle | |
1 | Phlegm-O-Matic | Pump Wagon | 12 | 17 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon, Block, Tackle | |