| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
3 | Uniform Commercial Code II | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Bird Flu II | Bomber | 12 | 13 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Accurate | d |
13 | Interest II | Looney | 11 | 8 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Jump Up | n |
12 | capitis diminutio maxima II | Fanatic | 11 | 4 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | -ma |
3 | Uniform Commercial Code | Goblin | 20 | 19 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | m, m, d |
8 | Central Bank | Kicker | 20 | 21 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git, Side Step | m, d |
9 | Bird Flu | Bomber | 12 | 10 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Accurate | m, d |
13 | Interest | Looney | 12 | 2 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
2 | Privatize (lat. privare) | Goblin | 15 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, d |
12 | capitis diminutio maxima | Fanatic | 11 | 7 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
14 | INsurance | Looney | 4 | 5 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | -ag |
15 | W.H.O | Pogo Stick | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff | -av |