Past Players of Chavo Sux
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | Monsignor De Shawn Lascelles | Blocker | 1 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | -ma |
10 | Friar Dwayne De Bilke | Blocker | 9 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | |
8 | Mufti Rylle De Marrs | Blocker | 12 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | -ma |
9 | Father Rich Van Young-Boyes | Blocker | 13 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | d |
6 | Deacon Jimmy Van Phirramid | Blitzer | 13 | 25 | Block, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut | d |
5 | Elder J. Ryan Phirramid, III | Blitzer | 12 | 30 | Block, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut | m, d |
3 | Elder Wick W. Feathers | Runner | 13 | 42 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Dodge, Side Step, Block | d |
2 | Pastor Robin Van Horney | Troll Slayer | 13 | 15 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow | d |