| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | La Bamba | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Rancid Fester | Fanatic | 7 | 7 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Mighty Blow | d |
13 | Le splosh | Goblin | 6 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Wheeeeeeeeee | Goblin | 15 | 19 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | d |
8 | Crud | Goblin | 11 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Gark | Goblin | 6 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Catch splat | Bomma | 7 | 10 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Jump Up | -ma |
4 | Boing | Pogoer | 10 | 8 | Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty, Side Step | n |
3 | Rancid Fester | Fanatic | 8 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -av |
2 | Durrrr | Troll | 8 | 8 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | m, -av |