| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Out mah Depth | Hobgoblin | 9 | 0 | | d |
14 | Me Pipes are Hurting | Hobgoblin | 7 | 3 | | d |
14 | Hello Dear | Hobgoblin | 5 | 5 | | -av |
11 | Judas | Hobgoblin | 9 | 12 | Wrestle | d |
9 | Magician's Assistant | Hobgoblin | 6 | 11 | Wrestle | -av |
9 | Christophe | Hobgoblin | 2 | 0 | | m, n |
11 | Jellyfish Jesus | Hobgoblin | 7 | 0 | | d |
9 | Slash! Ah-ahh! | Hobgoblin | 5 | 6 | Kick | d |
13 | Yeah Detroit! | Hobgoblin | 12 | 0 | | n |
5 | Eat your Fudge! | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 2 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
10 | Tulula does the Hula | Hobgoblin | 31 | 10 | Dirty Player | m, n, -ag |
3 | Pin Pin!!! | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 32 | 45 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, +ST, Claw, Mighty Blow | m, d |
13 | Saucy | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | | -av |
13 | Brute | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | | d |
4 | West End Gee | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 30 | 22 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow | m, d |
3 | Pin Pin!! | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 2 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
13 | Hot Butter Soul | Hobgoblin | 3 | 10 | Multiple Block | n |
10 | Pie Faced Goon | Hobgoblin | 7 | 7 | +MA | m, d |
3 | Pin Pin! | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 8 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | -av |
14 | Dirty Devil | Hobgoblin | 29 | 31 | Wrestle, Fend, Pass Block | m, n |
8 | Morrissey | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 9 | 7 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | d |
12 | Cry for Help | Hobgoblin | 3 | 0 | | d |
12 | Granny Yum Yum | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | | d |
13 | Alison Noshoff | Hobgoblin | 14 | 10 | Dodge | m, -av |
12 | The Vicar's Son | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | | -av |
5 | Trevor done a noise | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 22 | 23 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow | m, d |
9 | Worst Sherpa Ever! | Hobgoblin | 32 | 17 | Dirty Player, +MA | m, m, m, d |
12 | Rainbow George | Hobgoblin | 8 | 3 | | m, d |
11 | Cashew Thumb | Hobgoblin | 42 | 82 | Sure Hands, +MA, Block, Fend, Kick | m, d |
8 | Noam Chomsky | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 19 | 11 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Claw | m, d |
10 | Uncle Daddy | Hobgoblin | 26 | 13 | Leader | d |
8 | Professor Yaffle | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 1 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | -st |
5 | Sonic Enigma | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 15 | 21 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Stand Firm | n |
11 | Jingle Racewar | Hobgoblin | 6 | 11 | Sure Hands | d |
10 | Fusspot Farmhand | Hobgoblin | 2 | 0 | | -st |
9 | Satanic Slut | Hobgoblin | 11 | 12 | Sure Hands | -ma |
8 | Nanecdote | Hobgoblin | 4 | 4 | | -ma |
7 | Cooper | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 42 | 110 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Claw, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, +ST, Frenzy | m, n, -ma |
6 | Wrinkly Rocker | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 24 | 58 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Guard, Stand Firm | d |
5 | Cocky Locky | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 2 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
4 | Mr Gee | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 38 | 43 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Stand Firm, Mighty Blow | m, m, n |
3 | Pin Pin | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 29 | 73 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Claw, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Jump Up | m, m, m, d |
2 | The Original Victim | Bull Centaur Blitzer | 25 | 73 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, Break Tackle, Block, Mighty Blow, +MA | d |
1 | Mr Pricklefingers | Bull Centaur Blitzer | 30 | 53 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, Block, Dodge, Sure Hands, Break Tackle | -av, n |