| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | CPOMB and AV9 - Box Bores | Looney | 1 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
2 | Mr Middle | Troll | 11 | 13 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | n, d |
11 | Lot | Goblin | 10 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, d |
15 | Bored to Death of CPOMB | Looney | 1 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
7 | Yawn | Goblin | 15 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, -ag |
15 | CPOMB FOAD | Looney | 4 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
11 | Peel | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -st |
15 | CPOMB is for babies | Looney | 2 | 5 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -av |
7 | Hulp | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
15 | CPOMB is for kiddies | Looney | 6 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m, d |
11 | Droc | Goblin | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Onk | Goblin | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Tyn | Goblin | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Tipsy | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Pliny | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
3 | Kog | Goblin | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Hoglid | Goblin | 22 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, m, m, -ma, -av |
13 | Bod | Goblin | 23 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git | d |
11 | Lout | Goblin | 10 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
4 | Moon | Goblin | 13 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git | -av, m, d |
7 | Libble | Goblin | 21 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle | m, m, d |
14 | Poglin | Pogoer | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty | m, -ma |
8 | Boggle | Goblin | 15 | 21 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Side Step | m, d |
5 | Loppy | Goblin | 12 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Snoddle | Goblin | 9 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
11 | Obble | Goblin | 14 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git | d |
5 | Hobblin | Goblin | 4 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Knives | Goblin | 17 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA | m, n, d |
12 | Quarterback | Bomma | 46 | 20 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Jump Up, +MA | m, m |
11 | Borrible | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Boot | Goblin | 26 | 19 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git, Side Step | n, m, d |
8 | Dodgem | Goblin | 6 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, d |
7 | Lollipop | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag, d |
6 | Stepover | Goblin | 40 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, n, -ma |
5 | Rabona | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Shimmy | Goblin | 17 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, m, d |
3 | Hoppout | Goblin | 24 | 18 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, +AV | n, -ma, m |
15 | CPOMB is for children | Looney | 32 | 5 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m, m, m, n |
16 | Spindle | Fanatic | 2 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
2 | Mr Small | Troll | 49 | 45 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Multiple Block, Grab | -ma |