| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
17 | Fredrick Dirtystone | Lineman | 1 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
1 | Gurble Grõ?öôbble | Blitzer | 10 | 12 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block | m, -st |
12 | Hucktor Hespisitopiantimopolis | Lineman | 6 | 6 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Block | m, d |
10 | Franz Wiliopidiamoakia | Lineman | 7 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
15 | Leroy Dirtysnake | Lineman | 11 | 5 | Leap, Very Long Legs | m, -av |
13 | Hum Diggity | Lineman | 12 | 10 | Leap, Very Long Legs, +ST | n, -av |
12 | GrayFastStasasta | Lineman | 5 | 10 | Leap, Very Long Legs, +AG | -st |
4 | Rub-a-dub Dub | Blitzer | 16 | 22 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Guard | m, d |
11 | UhOhUhOhUhOhUhOh | Lineman | 12 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
10 | Seeeeeeleeean | Lineman | 7 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | -av, n |
7 | Deegoulpopopop | Catcher | 25 | 49 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, Dodge, Block, Dauntless | d |
4 | Zeelaybueybug | Blitzer | 6 | 3 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs | -ma |
6 | Hurryialamana | Catcher | 30 | 38 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, +MA, Guard | d |
19 | Kevin Weakhammer | Lineman | 1 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
16 | Hyaxeeeraivbraa | Lineman | 15 | 13 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Block | d |
6 | Descarujiji | Catcher | 1 | 0 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
9 | Betty Croaker | Kroxigor | 24 | 49 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Prehensile Tail, Bone-head, Loner, Juggernaut, Break Tackle, Juggernaut | m, -av |
15 | Piourenastivy | Lineman | 2 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | n |
13 | Tuziafinity | Lineman | 2 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | n |
12 | Rheaunility | Lineman | 1 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
11 | Weyuirls | Lineman | 3 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
10 | Queepiear | Lineman | 3 | 5 | Leap, Very Long Legs | n |
1 | Buerny | Blitzer | 17 | 15 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block | m, d |