Past Players of Eat me nom nom
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
3 | Fast food | Gutter Runner | 2 | 1 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger | -st |
17 | Alexander Hardfield | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
18 | Fredrick Quickstone | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
6 | Runner bean | Gutter Runner | 5 | 11 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Sure Hands | -st |
17 | Ian Blueorc | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
3 | Cake | Gutter Runner | 5 | 6 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Block | m, d |
1 | Cheese | Blitzer | 6 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow | -ag |
9 | cheese | Rat Ogre | 7 | 4 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Loner, Wild Animal | |
7 | pie | Thrower | 6 | 8 | Sure Hands, Pass, Leader | n, n |
6 | mars bar | Gutter Runner | 7 | 15 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Strip Ball | -st |
4 | ice cream | Gutter Runner | 7 | 3 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger | m, d |
3 | Yorkshire pud | Gutter Runner | 3 | 4 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger | -ag |
1 | Pizza | Blitzer | 1 | 7 | Block | d |