| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Sausage Swiper II | Gnome | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Sheep-Cote Clod IV | Squig Slayer | 2 | 0 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
11 | Sheep-Cote Clod III | Squig Slayer | 6 | 4 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
11 | Sheep-Cote Clod II | Squig Slayer | 4 | 0 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
1 | Doorway-Sniffer II | Daredevil | 21 | 31 | Diving Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet, Jump Up, Side Step | d |
6 | Candle Stealer | Gnome | 17 | 29 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Guard, Mighty Blow | n, -av, d |
2 | Meat Hook | Gnome | 23 | 23 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Guard, Block | m, d |
8 | Doorway-Sniffer | Gnome | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Sausage Swiper | Gnome | 22 | 5 | Dodge, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
4 | Yule Log | Dwarven Cannon | 18 | 4 | Strong Arm, Hail Mary Pass, Always Hungry, Secret Weapon, Throw Team-Mate | -ma |
9 | Skyr Gobbler | Mad Bommaz | 9 | 5 | Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Bombardier, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -av |
7 | Door Slammer | Mad Bommaz | 24 | 12 | Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Bombardier, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Accurate | m, d |
3 | Bowl Licker | Mad Bommaz | 27 | 2 | Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Bombardier, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m, d |
12 | Spoon-Licker | Daredevil | 19 | 14 | Diving Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | m, m, d |
16 | Stubby | Daredevil | 3 | 3 | Diving Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
11 | Sheep-Cote Clod | Squig Slayer | 10 | 21 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Right Stuff, Stunty, Tackle, Mighty Blow | d |