| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Fion MkII | Halfling Hopeful | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
6 | Rob Anybody MkIII | Halfling Hopeful | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
4 | Rob Anybody Mk3 | Halfling Hopeful | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Rob Anybody MkII | Halfling Hopeful | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
9 | Fion | Halfling Hopeful | 14 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
12 | Wee Mad Arthur | Halfling Hopeful | 15 | 14 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AV | d |
10 | No'-As-Big-As-Medium-Sized-Jock-But-Bigger-than-Wee-Jock Jock | Halfling Hopeful | 17 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
9 | William the Gonnagle | Halfling Hopeful | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Hamish | Halfling Hopeful | 13 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -st |
6 | Big Yan | Halfling Hopeful | 10 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
5 | Daft Wullie | Halfling Hopeful | 17 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
4 | Rob Anybody | Halfling Hopeful | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -av |
2 | Nanny Ogg | Treeman | 4 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!, Guard | -ma |