Past Players of What the hell are we
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Milly | Brownie | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
5 | Lannie | Pixie | 1 | 3 | Dodge, Very Long Legs, Hypnotic Gaze, Stunty | d |
12 | Barry | Brownie | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
14 | Sandy | Brownie | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Minky | Brownie | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
11 | Zapp | Brownie | 4 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | -av |
7 | Carney | Pixie | 3 | 3 | Dodge, Very Long Legs, Hypnotic Gaze, Stunty | -ma |
6 | Man child | Pixie | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Very Long Legs, Hypnotic Gaze, Stunty | -av |
5 | Pot of gold | Leprechaun | 2 | 0 | Strip Ball, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |