| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Elmo (heehee!) | Squig | 2 | 0 | Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Claw, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, No Hands, Really Stupid | |
4 | Elmo (heehee!) | Squig Herder | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
14 | Miss Piggy | Squig Hopper | 8 | 22 | Pro, Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Two Heads, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, Dodge, Block | m, m, d |
5 | Camilla the Chicken | Squig Herder | 11 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
11 | Floyd Pepper | Squig Herder | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Dr. Teeth | Squig Herder | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
14 | Waldorf | Squig | 4 | 0 | Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Claw, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, No Hands, Really Stupid | |
11 | Bert II | Squig Herder | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
5 | Rolf the Dog II | Squig Herder | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
15 | Dr. Bunsen Honeydew II | Squig Hopper | 11 | 49 | Pro, Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Two Heads, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, Piling On, Dodge, Block | d |
8 | Sam the Eagle II | Squig Herder | 19 | 21 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Hail Mary Pass, Side Step | d |
14 | Gonzo's Chicken | Squig Herder | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, m, n |
11 | Beaker II | Squig Herder | 12 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
13 | Count von Count | Squig Herder | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, m, -av |
12 | Beaker | Squig Herder | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Dr. Bunsen Honeydew | Squig Hopper | 1 | 0 | Pro, Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Two Heads, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust | d |
8 | Sam the Eagle | Squig Herder | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
9 | Bert | Squig Herder | 13 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | -ag |
5 | Rolf the Dog | Squig Herder | 12 | 30 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Side Step | m, d |
4 | Crazy Harry | Squig | 22 | 68 | Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Claw, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, No Hands, Really Stupid, Piling On, Dodge, Block, Jump Up | -av, m, d |